why are we eating breakfast with mr schneider?

When I was a small child, The Monkees was one of my favourite TV programmes, and I wanted to make a show just like it, so I directed my friends in the most in-depth and long-lasting game of pretend any child has ever created.

At twenty-two, The Monkees is one of my favourite TV programmes, and I wish I could make a show just like it, so I write ridiculous scripts that never leave my computer, and occasionally direct my friends in improvised shows that are basically glorified, videotaped games of pretend.

People don't really change, it's true, and I still want to live in their pad as well.