02 December 2010
here's the thing..
18 November 2010
no, but, hp, like, really.
10 November 2010
...not counting our footsteps on the ground.
- Applied to grad school! And by that, I mean sent in all six of my applications for my top six universities. Now, we play the waiting game. If the fates love me at all, in less than a year, I will be back in the UK, where I belong, getting my Masters degree in Creative Writing, like I should.
- Finished Rutherfurd's London: The Novel. [the story of the greatest city on earth]. It was on my bucket list, if you will. 830 pages of joy! The best thing about it is that I no longer have to carry around pounds of joy in my purse. I do love me a good paperback.
04 November 2010
novemberatin.
01 November 2010
18 October 2010
what's subjugation?
07 October 2010
one more thing..
06 October 2010
just desserts, alright.
not. funny.
04 October 2010
madewell & new beige, among others.
18 September 2010
why are we eating breakfast with mr schneider?
17 September 2010
living is an art.
08 September 2010
all i want for christmas.

15 August 2010
...and it's not even lip smackers!
13 August 2010
welcome to federal hill.
- a man walking around the neighbourhood in a kilt
- a Cat in the Hat doll flattened in the street like roadkill
- more Italian flags than I could count
- identical green trash bins at every home [trash day team spirit!]
- adverts for two different farmers markets! [the good news!]
11 August 2010
like, simple, bro.
05 August 2010
penultimate work of art commentary.
04 August 2010
upsidedownside.
- chickens [bwark]
- rain
- milkshakes
- farmers markets
- summer theatre
- longer to-read lists
- looking forward to autumn.
02 August 2010
alexa + madewell.
exciting bloggin' news!
- the Van Goghs [no doubt]
- the Perion [nostalgic, for many unrelated reasons]
- the Dali [dali is cool.]
- the Rauschenberg [text!]
- the Vettriano [scottish romance!]
- the French Revolution poster [posters! and the french rev and i go way back]
- Toulouse-Lautrec #1 [scoop neck + long cardi!]
- the Perion [the satchel! also, would want to wear it to that lake. w/o chunky necklace]
- the Goya! [browns! dreary colours! plaid scarf, i'm there]
- the Mistinguett [strapless rompers are cool.]
- the French Revolution poster, again [union flag skirt and amazing double-breasted jacket.]
- the Leighton [makes me want to perform Swan Lake!]
01 August 2010
rememories.
31 July 2010
toss kristin..

23 July 2010
favourites, and facts.
- tea kettle rumbling [TEA!]
- scrollers powering up/down [prefer up]
- thunder going away [storm-ending sounds]
13 July 2010
gone googlin' #2

12 July 2010
me, myself, and steve.
11 July 2010
surrounded by spaniards.

In related news, I'm finally thrilled with one of Paul the Octopus's predictions! Have you heard about Paul? He's English, but he lives in Germany, and the Argentinians wanted to assassinate him for his FIFA efforts, which is just sad. I'm glad they didn't.
Octopi are so silly, you have to love them, especially when they are football fans [and predict eight for eight]!
08 July 2010
exercise is for women*
- be the guy who makes the adult swim bumpers
- make fried mars bars, potentially professionally
- raft the mississippi
- teach the cat to be pest control [against bugs of all sizes]
- make fried mars bars, once or twice
- purchase a sweat band and learn aerobics-of-tomorrow
07 July 2010
love for my spanish scousers.

04 July 2010
do not want.
don't let the man get y'down.
01 July 2010
new.
Speaking of new things, even though it feels like just yesterday I made the big move from LiveJournal to Blogger, I've made the decision that, some day soon, probably around the time I get off my arse and get a new computer, I'm moving to Tumblr. I shall not make this sound like I am any bigger a person than I am. Truthfully, everybody's doing it. What does this mean? Not much. I'll go from four followers to zero. Honestly, I really just do this for my own exercise anyway, or for if I ever do get famous and people want to see what a silly little div I actually am, or once was. You few faithful followers, I appreciate the reads, though, and I hope you'll follow me on my little shift down the road of the interwebs.
30 June 2010
relax.


27 June 2010
self-doubt.
25 June 2010
work of art
- Simon de Pury has the makings of a hilarious Tim Gunn spinoff.
- China Chow needs a better catch phrase.
- Episode 3 was genius, in my eyes, as book cover design has been mouthwatering to me since childhood.
- Ah, Judith Judith Judith... So very necessary to the cast of characters, but holy pants, writing Pride and Prejudice backwards to serve her selfish sense of artistic narcissism was not okay. I shouldn't get angry at television shows, but the selfish, narcissistic writer I am was enraged.
- I feel like they need an old-salt sort of fisherman painter in the group. Something's missing.
- I'd let Amanda design my wallpaper any day.
- Let it be said that I, along with the majority of women with even some of my age, taste, and personality classifications, am absolutely enamoured by Miles. The style, the goggle choice, the obsessiveness, the whole success at a young age thing, the facial expressions and first introduction to Sarah Jessica Parker, the looks wahey, and most importantly, the fact he insisted on reading the entirety of Frankenstein before designing the cover. Enamoured!
- Very few unnecessary cutaway shots of the city and a night sky and other fluff that takes up purely entertaining silly artists.
23 June 2010
here's the thing..
20 June 2010
some
- city street after the rain
- foggy open field with stone walls
- horses peeking their heads over stall doors
- sunrise, anywhere.
18 June 2010
consider yourself.
16 June 2010
bogling to aswad.
14 June 2010
amthgf.
gone googlin.

13 June 2010
fifa, inspired by forrest.
11 June 2010
allow me to be scary for a mo.
pufnstuf.
08 June 2010
a solo-adventure rundown.
07 June 2010
interlude.
05 June 2010
fantastic.
04 June 2010
an anecdote, a thank you note.
Not until I'd been living in Rhode Island for quite some time did I even know what Cumberland Farms was [as it turns out, there aren't very many of them in the area of Connecticut in which I grew up], but this little detail didn't stop the threat from working its magic.
Around-about a year ago, I became so acquainted with the place that it became casually known to me as the Rhody title Cumby's, and I became a 'regular' [a title that's been attributed to me at a growing list of establishments in the northeastern Rhode Island/southeastern Mass regions], and am greeted with a smile and often a sexy-joke from those who you don't really want a sexy-joke from [very few men are allowed the sexy-joke] at chosen Cumby's shops in areas I've worked or had relationships with guys who like to sleep more than me [truthfully, a pattern, not a one-time thing].
I got my Bachelor's degree, but honestly, Cumby's really helped me get there, as a survival tactic. Every occupation has its glory. ¡Viva la tienda abierta norteamericana!
[truth be told, i semi- freetranslated that. i don't know any spanish, but really wanted to say 'viva la' something. convenience store. that's not something rosetta stone teaches, is it? someone throw me a bone, and some spanish grammar skills. how will i ever thank fernando torres for kicking a ball into the seat next to me? just kidding...he knows english. oh, continued...]
03 June 2010
either/or
02 June 2010
hit him again, smitty
01 June 2010
local children dude.
Not what Mister SK had in mind, but works for late-night silly.
29 May 2010
let the wookie win.
From the soundtrack to the actors to Liverpool to, um, well, the story, obviously. Everything about this excites me! Positively titillating! John Lennon, whyfore hast thou never had a film about your life pre-Beatles before?!
some call it a week.
28 May 2010
about a girl.
25 May 2010
business.
19 May 2010
end of the line.
16 May 2010
repetition hasn't been this great since robert frost, sorta.
This is the narrative [and thumpy rhythm] that runs through my head my last week strolling across this campus.
And I'm gonna leave this town
With the people all tumbling down
And my boots on the diamond road
Behind such a heavy load..
Yeah, man, cool.
marathon.
But I graduate, get my bachelors degree, and move away from here in six days, so. Well.
08 May 2010
underrated.
It remains one of my very favourite television shows, and one of my favourite bands. It's a known fact that I had impeccable taste at age eight.
06 May 2010
extra credit.
- grey pointelle socks
- london charm necklace
- lacy pink undapants
- aviators that are only slightly too big
- a pen, somewhere. that really says 'i am ready for anything.'
visions of a financial nature.
02 May 2010
goldfish.
30 April 2010
ben whishaw.
28 April 2010
oH Lord,
25 April 2010
this past week..
21 April 2010
19 April 2010
18 April 2010
you say potato...
17 April 2010
mango tea in the city [unmarked, unknown].
16 April 2010
a literary memory.
15 April 2010
09 April 2010
allergies.
08 April 2010
07 April 2010
why is your a-string red?
02 April 2010
willllsonnn....willllllsonnnn!!

01 April 2010
français loufoques
31 March 2010
pining For England: Reason 3
30 March 2010
this weather..
29 March 2010
stay gold.

The Outsiders is the reason that I still hold it against myself that I didn't become a published novelist before I turned seventeen. SE Hinton's success has filled me with regret since I was thirteen, wrote my first novel, and never published it.
22 March 2010
how good it feels to be undead.
19 March 2010
counting.
16 March 2010
everyday is in eternity!

09 March 2010
action.
08 March 2010
oscar.
"WHO AM I? I divorced the hottest woman in the world, I married a woman who resembles a raw vegan instead, I look like a lesbian, and all I didn’t get was this stupid Academy Award."

By the way, I was one of the red carpet photographers at Oscar Night America: Providence. If you were watching ABC6 before the Oscars began, you may have seen me trying to look profesh with my clunky white Holga and two rolls of Lomo film. They gave me a photo assistant. Always in style. And if you watch the highlights, you may not be able to find my face, but you can definitely see my flashes...from my camera.
05 March 2010
throw y'hands in the air..
more of what we want & can't have.

04 March 2010
writing: it's what i do.
What is that song?
The usual sounds were there -- Voices figuring out if they needed the Northern Line or Piccadilly Line [an American couple deciding upon the Black line rather than the Blue line], voices competing over who was more pissed last night [Richard or Rodge?], voices considering which show to go see tonight [always insulting choices -- Wicked or We Will Rock You or Mamma Mia--]
That's it! It's 'Dancing Queen.' He's playing Dancing Queen.
No one riding the tubescalator -- The escalator, that is -- Had ever seen the guy play anything quite as melodically complex as 'Dancing Queen' before. Anyone staring down, angled at him, were staring into his bucket -- Because unlike the other buskers who all used the case their instruments came and went in, he used a blue twelve-gallon bucket, like one a horse would drink out of. How a vacuum cleaner saxophone playing robot thought he would ever make twelve gallons of loose 5p coins was absolutely ludicrous. It is this realisation alone that would make twelve people go by completely looking away -- And it is difficult to look away from a vacuum cleaner robot that is playing "Dancing Queen" on a vacuum cleaner saxophone.
The tubescalator seemed to move extra slow. It is around the end of the day and the beginning of the evening -- Not the night, but the evening, specifically -- That this appears to happen. It doesn't actually move any slower. There is probably, or maybe, no way of controlling the speed of the tubescalator, but when it is so completely filled with tourists who haven't been warned of the law about standing to the right and letting others pass -- That pulling out your excessively large Tube map completely last minute or finding your souvenir Tube map thong you just shamelessly purchased -- is not nearly as important as other people getting to where they need to go -- This is the pride and joy of the London transport system -- A seamless flow.
Without a seamless flow, life is harder to observe on account of building frustration. The big Leicester Square roundel looms overhead -- The legendary red circle with the horizontal blue bar with white text reading either 'Underground' or whatever station it is ornamenting. If the miners had such a simple, soothing logo such as this reading 'Underground,' the idea of that word may have not been filled with such anxiety. A seamless flow.
On the walls, lining the tubescalator, are rectangles -- Approximately twelve inch by eighteen inch rectangles. They're usually filled with ads, often for plays and shows going on, often for travel, and even more often for Virgin gym. They were not filled with ads then, but were instead filled with morose, pleading faces of frustration -- Faces that were still able to feel complete narcissism despite the congestion. The space looked so dark in the rectangles -- And the world seemed to move even slower. Nearing the end of the moving stairs, finally able to maybe break free of the backed up humans, five people struggled in woolen pockets for change. Maybe the vacuum cleaner saxophone playing robot needed some after all. Only he could make "Dancing Queen" last what seemed like forever. And when a seamless flow of people heads down a brightly lit white hallway into a stream of building heat, it was probably a good time to empty heavy pockets.
03 March 2010
et encore.
if vernon is walking down the sidewalk at one mph, will gregor pass him if...
28 February 2010
raisins d'eat[re].
some maysay.

27 February 2010
belated culture shock.
25 February 2010
up with the tops again.
You can find me out on the red carpet as head photographer. It sounds fancy, but I'm just really excited to dress snazzy and in all black - That's one of my favourite pasttimes.22 February 2010
sometimes we all do things that, well, just don't make no sense.
Day Two: So far so good. But I'm only at the part where the principal makes silly sex-noise. So, well.
Mostly, it always makes me feel sad, and happy, and the kind of sad that makes you happy, and like I want to listen to The Beatles and The Byrds. Also, it needs to be said that I have, in fact, had a burger at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co, though it was in Manhattan, and it was extreme deliciosity. We was like peas 'n carrots, me 'n that burger.
process/result.
Makes a person think: It's never in the process, but in the result.
Or maybe not. But it's a thought.
priorities.
I'se gonna find me some vintage dresses, yessir, I am.
21 February 2010
here am i sitting in my tin can.

only like a violin-playing goat.
19 February 2010
an interview for a friday.
What does your desk—the bare desk itself—look like, and how did you acquire it?
It belongs to the university, so not much mystery in the desk alone, in all its nakedness. But it's a good size, probably not made of real wood, though it is pretty convincing, and the whole thing's really heavy. I would know. There's a big drawer where I keep papers I don't know what to do with, a medium drawer where I keep electronic stuff, and a smaller drawer where I keep materials-of-an-academic sense [stapler, pens, et cetera]. And a pull-out tray thing I just found a purpose for [dinner assistant]. And a drawer for makeup and jewelry, too, cos I'm a girl, and we need those. There are never enough drawers.
What’s on your desk?
My beloved black MacBook when it's not on my bed or my bedside table, speakers my sister gave me and my roommates and neighbours probably hate her for it, Halo tin in which is a whole bunch of packs of Trident Spearmint gum, a couple CDs [one for Musical Theatre class, one is a T.Rex mix from Chad], DVD player which now has a pink remote since someone from some party probably stole the old one, the perfect-sized television right on top of that, HP Photosmart printer that I yell at far too often considering I hope it lives forever. On top of the printer is a lovely display of memories: A Jack Daniels tin I bought at Sainsbury's back in '08 [it used to have a couple nips in it], memorial bottle of Jack for Mikey [miss you bunches, bud], the Dalek I got in Cardiff, a piece of the giant Christmas tree from IMC's Nutcracker '09 [hilarious to those who saw me haul it around three times a day], and, oh yes, an empty bottle of hand sanitizer.
What do you wish wasn’t on your desk?
Well, I recently cleaned my desk, so it's actually making me quite happy right now. But right now, there's a box of Girl Scout cookies I just bought, and it's taunting me. It's the kind we always called Samoas as Girl Scouts in Connecticut, but they call them Caramel deLites here which is both poor spelling and annoyingly lacking in creativity.
Are there artifacts in your office that relate to your current project?
I don't think I'll ever have an "office." Maybe if I ever get married. But I kind of like sleeping where I work. Anyway, most things relating to my current project are on my lappers/XHD, but there are bunches of England-related things on my wall [including a David Tennant Love's Labours Lost, an Underground symbol, a War Horse poster, LFC paraphernalia, English flag] and most of the book is set in current day London, and the main character is an actor from Liverpool, so.
Are there living things in your office (besides yourself)?
This is why I am planning on getting fish, yes, this week. But I hate what they look like when they die, so I'm nervous. I have a goat marionette and lots of dust bunnies under my bed. That's as close as I can get at the mo.
What else surrounds you?
Naturally, my bed, which I think is the most comfortable thing in the world until I sleep elsewhere in a real bed and swoon. I've also got a blue college apartment style couch, which is only in here because I'm on the first floor so when we moved the new couch into the living room, we had to put this one somewhere. On that, I've got a tiny television with a built-in VHS player, which I never use, a British flag, and a humongous scale model of the Globe Theatre that I made last semester. I've got a minifridge for beverages only. On that is a sideways milk crate that fits about half of my books that are in this state [about 5% of my whole collection - If I could have anything in my dream apartment, it would be a ginormous bookcase], a Strand bookstore mug, a Rough Trade record shop mug, a Hartford Whalers beer mug, and an empty Lucozade bottle. My guitar's over there by the unused couch - It's a gorgeous Martin DX1 acoustic and I treasure it - I'm extremely choosey about who can touch it. Next to that is my dresser on top of which sits beauty products, all of which are green, a lamp, which is blue, my five pound weights I lift whenever my arms are bored, and my brand new Aroma electric tea kettle since I dropped my other one on stone steps during a rainstorm amidst my last move. Next to that is my wastebasket, which is still covered in strips of luaun - I altered it to use as a prop for last summer's What the Butler Saw and it was quite the project. It was a good summer. Finally, the last truly mentionable item is my bedside table because it has somehow survived since my motel-life days. It's black, simple, and one of my favourite, and yet most forgettable things. It always has at least five books and a pack of gum on it.
What’s on the walls?
Starting from the window, which has blinds that are never opened except to peer out on the occasional drunken brawl outside, because it overlooks a street and campus life. Above the window is a quote from Doctor Who, yup: "The truth is, the world is so much stranger than that, so much darker, so much madder, and so much better." I wrote it using ink [literally], and a white oil pastel with ink-water mixture. Turn left. Poster from the RSC's David Tennant Love's Labours Lost, though I wish I'd gotten the Hamlet one since that got ridiculously famous. War Horse poster from the National Theatre. Posters from shows I've been involved with. KCACTF Dukakis Centre sign that the three of us took after our last load-out last year, and wrote a bunch of quotes from the week on it. Next to that hangs the goat marionette [it's large]. My mum got that for me. On the other side of the door: LFC posters. On closet door hangs the annual Britain calendar. February focuses on The Highlands. Bagpipers. Beside the closet are two vintage Clash album covers straight from the '70s. Wall behind bed has the big English flag. Behind headboard is London Underground poster, and beside that is 'the friends wall.' This includes, mostly, stuff my friends have made me [drawings, thank you cards, a Valentine card, birthday card, photo, and a legitimate photo booth strip]. I live in a campus apartment. Personalisation and non-empty walls are huge feats.
What have you lost in your office that you really wish you could find?
So many socks! My sock population constantly dwindles. Also, my London charm necklace. Actually, the second one. Because I lost the first one somewhere this summer. It's a doomed necklace.
What tools do you write with?
This necessitates a list:
-Black MacBook [which is covered in stickers and nearly four years of love. One of my greatest dreams is that this guy shall live forever.]
-Sketchbook, which I use for writing down anything and everything. From grushry lists to class notes to ideas. You can tell when I'm working on my book because I write in illegible cursive so no one can read it [sometimes including me]. I use sketchbooks for writing and those big yellow lined writing pads for sketching.
-Black Pilot Precise rolling ball pens.
-iTunes genius, or purposefully built playlists.
-Beer or tea or whiskey or Red Bull, depending on the mood.
-Photos [locations and characters].
Is anyone allowed to come in and clean?
I think that's a question for people who can afford to pay people who enjoy being paid to clean eccentric writers' offices. I have no office, and little money, so. I clean my own writin' room and it thrills me every time.



