not. funny.

Am I required to like Halloween, especially be excited about it? I realised today just how much I really do not care much for Halloween. In fact, I could go so far as to say I dislike it strongly. It interrupts my joyous autumn times! I don't attend Halloween parties [except that one sophomore year where I met my sophomore year boyfriend], I haven't worn a costume for it since approximately seventh grade [which was recycled from the year before (except one year in high school where I wore my usher uniform and dressed as an usher)], and I hate Butterfingers. Also, I went to get a bevvy in Walgreens and twice had to pass one of those obscene decorations with motion sensor recordings.

Most of all, I hate the films that come out around Halloween. I don't want to see Saw! I don't even want to see the trailer for Saw!

...It makes me cry.