Highlights!

Okay, lets play a game of chicken! [Love Team Chicken.]

Three of us enter hallway with two three foot straws sticking out of a handle of Jack. People in hallway: 'So you guys are techies then, yeah?'

Who uses Tri-Boards these days?

What's the deal with Anton Chekhov? I swear, if I see one more Uncle Vanya...

'We've got an old porter in a Pony Express shack. What've you got?' 'We've got a reincarnated baby. Beat that.'

...We'll be doing a scene from Richard III. We're twelve.

Panthers! Chicken salad panthers. What the panthers. Drunken panthers. Panther skanks. Pass out panthers. Leprachaun panthers. And more. The moment on Saturday when I'd realised I'd texted about everyone I know at least one statement with the word 'panthers' somewhere in it.

38B: The whole Jack Daniels family.

'Babies are just fuck trophies.'

'Housekeeping; Do you want us to clean up these bottles?' 'No, those are trophies!'

'So how was working load out drunk? What did you do?' 'Flew shit in.'

Don't Go There Girlfriend! Reprise.

Sliding into Home Base.

'...I puked all black.' 'Did you eat a panther?!'

'You're like the hot cousin I kinda want to bang.'

Head meets chair. Butt hits sidewalk. Forehead whacks walkway. Hand smacks face. And other injuries! [not all mine.]

All the World's a Grave: Commentary's the best part.

Juliet gets smacked. J: 'Girrrrrl...'

Dancing girls make an entrance. R: 'Who are these bitches?'

Macbeth enters for witch scene. J: 'Valmart!'

Ending; girl says to clean up the bodies. R: 'Did they say they're going to eat the bodies?'

Bonding with friends and strangers over the lyrics and dance moves to 'Mechanical Hound.'

Seeing people I haven't seen since high school, and realising that I've completely erased those memories from my brain, and that I'm quite content to have it be that way. [Although seeing those people again was indeed quite superb.]

Helping to carry an award-winning life-sized dead deer across a campus, through a hotel, past my director as I'm saying 'Maybe we could fit it in a service elevator?' [You are automatically popular when you're friends with 'the deer kid']

Team Dukakis riding again [in New Hampshire this time. Whatevs].

Knowing he should be there, but looking around at the friends we shared, all of us together, remembering, and realising he is there.