exercise is for women*

long term goals:

• be the guy who makes the adult swim bumpers
• make fried mars bars, potentially professionally
• raft the mississippi

short term goals:

• teach the cat to be pest control [against bugs of all sizes]
• make fried mars bars, once or twice
• purchase a sweat band and learn aerobics-of-tomorrow

Also, I'm going to get through the rest of this obscenely hot summer by going to libraries every day that I'm bored. Plan: Blog about Connecticut libraries. All very different experiences, or so I presume.

Have I ever mentioned how summer is by far my least favourite season? By far.

*quoth athf. men exercise.