So I've got this minifridge in my bedroom because there is not enough room inside of one fridge for five full grown females even if four of them have a university meal plan [the fifth lonely soldier being me]. This is true.
Now sitting on top of that minifridge is a half full [not half empty] Poland Springs bottle.
On the other side of that water bottle is my bottle of Iron pills - The Anemic's Lifeline, Awesome. The cap and label of this bottle are yellow.
And from where I'm sitting, which is on my bed because I'm just simply begging for back problems lately, I can see through the water bottle at just the right point that it really really looks like there is a bottle of urine on the top of my minifridge and therefore, a moment of my life was actually spent thinking, "Who the HELL left a bottle of urine on my minifridge?!"
I wouldn't really doubt it and this is possibly because a few hours ago, I went to use the toilet and one of my flatmates who shall remain nameless used up ALL the TP, left an empty roll there, no tissues or anything. Not okay.
I wish it was like...an hour ago. I want to shower but 10pm seems too late. I'm like some sort of old person. Oh and by the way, I watched the video of that woman singing that song from Les Mis on Britain's Got Talent and yeah she was really good, but I honestly do not get the hype. I really don't. But, y'know, good for her. I'll bet she wouldn't think there was a bottle of urine on top of her minifridge so she's at least got one on me.
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